Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Foto Fun: Follicular Follies

Hello, hello world! It feels like forever since I've been here! I've been buried under a mountain of boxes and used Puffs Pluses for the past few days, as I tried to continue with Operation Declutter around the home-from-school Kiddo, who has one heckuva bad cold. I know, I know, it seems like she is always sick, but actually she's staying healthy for much longer stretches than she used to when she was younger. I don't know if it is because of the circumstances of her premature, complicated birth or what, but she does manage to pick up a lot of germs. One of these days, I'll finally get a patent for my stylish yet functional Biohazard Bubble suit and then I'll be able to retire with my wads of cash to my private, tropical isle without fear of anyone ever catching another germ again. Until that day, though, I gamely troop on, Vicksing soles and humidifying rooms, steaming congested heads in the shower and squirting saline spray up Niagara Fallsian nostrils, losing game after game of Mario Kart Wii (yes, even when under the weather, Kiddo still kicks my sorry behind at All Things Wii) and fixing bowl after bowl of chicken noodle soup.

The good news is that Kiddo was able to return to school today, and thus life returned to normal, or whatever it is that approximates normal in my life these days... So anyhow, sorry I've been a bad blogoshpere citizen and haven't been leaving loads of comments or posting merrily away, I'm still here, just a wee bit crazed of late.

Before I return once more to my Mountain of Boxes, I will give you a little piece of Friday Foto Fun. You may recall, I have had hair issues pretty much my whole life. You may further recall my ongoing struggle to grow out the Mom 'Do. (Yes, I know, my hair is pretty much always a Hair Don't no matter what I try...) Well, it seems that I've finally, finally passed the stages of Wolverine Fawcett-Von Beethoven *and* Carol Brady. (And there was much rejoicing: yay.) Here's what it looks like as of this morning:



(Yes, I slapped on a little eyeliner and tinted lip gloss prior to photographing myself. I was feeling kind of icky following this morning's torture session - I mean Zumba class - and wanted to look spiffy for y'all. That's not blusher on my cheeks, either, by the way - just a combination of leftover redfacedness from working out and then walking all the way across the Y parking lot in the stinging, windblown snow. Brrr. Oh no, wait, I mean that's just my natural, youthful, rosy glow... *snort*) (Oh, and see that blank wall right behind me? A week ago, there was a jammed-full-of-stuff bookcase in that spot. Go, Operation Declutter!)

Okay, so I no longer can lay claim to being the illegitimate love child of Wolverine, Farrah and Ludwig. (I'm not a geneticist; you figure out how 2XY+1XX = 1 ilc......) Now I seem to have mid-90s, midsize market News Anchor hair going on instead. Woot. I'm in dire need of a trim again (as evidenced by my vision-impairing bangs) and have been feeling sorely tempted to just cut it all off again. (Chorus of screams: NOOOOOOOO! Don't!!!) (Or should I? Hmmmm.) I'm hoping that it is long enough now that when I do finally get around to going to the hair stylist, she can give me something more closely resembling an actual style, because as you can see above, I still have the dreaded Mom 'Do. Oh well, at least it isn't winging out all over anymore! If anyone has any thoughts on the topic, feel free to share.....

So that's what's going on in my neck of the woods. I have like half a dozen posts in draft form about all sorts of scintillating topics like Lost, American Idol, the aforementioned Zumba class and my ongoing adventures in the ladies' locker room at the Y, but right now, I must be getting back to my boxes - I want to get another load ready to haul off to the storage unit before Kiddo gets home from school. I am going to leave with you with the following video clip, because I've got Latin music on the mind after Zumba this morning and because it's almost Valentine's Day..... Enjoy The One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song:



Au revoir!

13 comments:

Smoochiefrog said...

Yea! I was wondering if you'd been swallowed by a snowbank. :)

Unknown said...

THERE you are!!!... i was starting to wonder!

I think your hair looks fabou!!! (HA HA - I can't believe I used that word)

Unknown said...

geesh it has been forever BUt we ♥ you and we understand....
germs suck!!! I'm just sayin...
cute hair...oh and whats normal???

Carrie said...

UGH!! I hate growing my hair out!!

Glad to hear that you have the house back to yourself during the day!! " )

Mammatalk said...

Was wondering where you went!

kristin said...

Cute pic!

Andy said...

WooHoo!! Looking Good!!!

LMAlphonse said...

I like your new hair! Don't cut it! You look great!

Elisabeth said...

Missed you this week! Was wondering were ya been? Love the hair...and you are growing out your bangs?? I think you should (it that wasn't already the plan).

So glad to hear that Kiddo is back to her old self again, and that you can return to business as usual. Hope all is well with Operation Declutter! Can't wait to hear your ladies locker room Y stories--I worked at a health club when I was pg with Stink--some funny and odd stuff goes on in a health club!

Ash said...

Love the hair!!

Sick kids, yeah, got'em. Is it April yet?

Anonymous said...

I love the hair....even if you think it needs a trim it looks great

Anonymous said...

You look Great! Love the hair. Keep it growing!

You are losing weight and it shows!

nikkicrumpet said...

I think your hair looks great...and what on earth makes that a mom-do? And what the heeck is wrong with mom hair anyway? So many questions so little time. And that video had more chortling...yes...chortling! Too funny..and because I've had 2 yrs of highschool Spanish...I even knew what he was saying...mostly